You know you’ve either said it before, or you have it said to you. It’s one of the biggest cop-out things anyone could ever hear when a breakup is happening: “It’s Not 
You, It’s me”. This has motivated me to come up with a top ten list of things to SAY BACK when someone says it to you.
Are you ready? Here are the Top Ten things to respond back with when someone tells you “It’s Not You, It’s Me”:
- “You’re right, It IS you, NOT me”
- “Finally you figured it out was you. I was beginning to think you were stupid!”
- “No need to be hard on yourself. Not everyone is as overweight and ugly as you are. It takes time. I’m glad you finally figured it out you had an issue”
- “I spoke to your mom last night. She said the same thing.”
- “Wow, I think we finally agree on something”
- “I invented that line. You are not allowed to say it! I’ll give you one more chance to come up with a better reason or I’m just going to dump you”
- “The only thing that is YOU is the big pimple on your forehead. Now that’s YOU”
- “Thank You very much for telling me something I didn’t know. Can you pay for our dinner now since that’s the only thing you’re good for”
- “I’m sorry. What did you say? I thought I heard you say you finally recognize how big of an idiot you are. But that’s probably impossible, so can you repeat what you said please??”
- “You didn’t have to tell me that out loud. I knew you are having some major problems getting it up, and that’s all I needed to see. Do you want me to get you some help?”
This is a guest post by the author at http://blog.postamigos.com/
Tags: breakup, dating, dump, relationship